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this is why i can’t study

Posted in funny, photos on August 18, 2009 by phua





are my notes really that comfortable?



my first time

Posted in funny on February 24, 2009 by phua

aww i love this music video. too cute!! thx dev for intro


Posted in funny on February 18, 2009 by phua



management tutorial

Posted in funny, life on February 3, 2009 by phua

its now the 4th week of school!! of my second semester!! time fliess!

and i have only effectively done the readings for the 1st week of school!!

oh noes!! im doomed!!

on other matters, tutorials have kick-started these 2 weeks, and i must say, PS tutorials are still extremely boring.. but on a pleasant note, business tutorials are really fun (i think condensing them into weekly 1 hour sessions really helps – rather than biweekly 2 hour sessions). i am tempted to transfer faculty but i think that would be quite stupid.

so, for management 101 tutorial today, we had an egg smashing competition! amazing, right? after doing introductions and dividing us into groups, our tutor distributed 20 straws and a roll of masking tape to each team, with instructions to create an egg landing dock that will successfully receive a chicken egg dropped from 8 feet. rofl! in 15 minutes.

so our team deliberated and came up with an ingenious, though imperfect design. we basically made a criss-cross mesh of straws, topped with up-ended masking tape, and wound round with a funnel shaped bowl of tape. the idea being, the egg will be channeled past the funnel of stickiness, slowing its fall, before bouncing harmlessly off the suspension of straws, and finally getting ensared in the bottom. theoretically sound, but it needed certain improvements.

i was in charge of dropping the egg, aannddd i ALMOST missed the entire construct!! HAHA!! luckily though, it hit most of the inside of the funnel, but it overbalanced the construct, and the egg rolled onto the floor, resulting in a tiny crack, where the egg white started to ooze slowly out. so everyone went awwww…. and the tutor deducted points for our fallen egg.

BUT, to our surprise, none of the other teams managed to preserve the integrity of their eggs!! one team made a suspended ‘blanket’ of tape, but the egg bounced majestically off the blanket and landed with a resounding crack and splash on the floor lol (lucky there was newspaper). and another team made this egg-cup like construct, which the egg-dropper missed ENTIRELY. hehe. splat.

so, for our rather tasteful design, and our economic use of materials, our team triumphed and won ourselves a mars bars each.

now, why can’t other tutorials be like so?

oh oh oh oh…!

Posted in funny on January 22, 2009 by phua

so!!!! what’s the heaviest food on earth???

ans: wanton noodles!! (one ton noodles, get it??) (on a sidenote, i always imagine loose and lewd noodles flaunting their stuff)

so!! who’s the strongest man on earth???

not superman…

ans: its the wanton noodle man!!! (yes he has to handle one ton noodles thats why!!)


Jesus is Just Alright

Posted in funny on January 5, 2009 by phua

tagged by Jerrick. i hereby tag michelle, terri, brian and shimmer! haha thats if they actually see this post. but feel free to do this even if ur not tagged i found it quite fun!

Put your music on shuffle and then use those titles to answer the questions below. Some are really damn hilarious and some just plain stupid.

If someone says, “Is this okay?” you say…
Only in my dreams by The Corrs  hahahahahha

What would best describe your personality?
I’m Sorry by BoA ??

What do you like in a guy/girl?
倔強 by 五月天 .. or, roughly translated, “strength” by mayday. haha nice!

How do you feel today?
Time is running out by Muse (YEAH NO MORE HOLIDAYS FREAKOUT!!)

What is your life’s purpose?
龙卷风 by 周杰伦 (or Tornado by Jay chou). erm destruction and mayhem?

What is your motto?
I could sing of your love forever by Hillsongs United (nice!!)

What do your friends think of you?
Dead from the waist down by Catatonia (thats not good)

What do you think about very often?
Complicated by Avril Lavigne (yeah my brain’s too complicated for you mundanes)

What is 2+2?
I’d do anything by Simple plan ??

What do you think of your best friend?
With you by MAX aww

What do you think of the person you like?
Burn for you by Toby Mac wow a little intense there

What is your life story?
When it’s over by Sugar Ray (lol??)

What do you want to be when you grow up?
谢谢 by Wilbur Pan (hmm…)

What do you think when you see the person you like?
对不起我爱你 by fish leong (ok this is getting scary)

What do your parents think of you?
Help me out God by Superchick (this isnt true at all!)

What will you dance to at your wedding?
Seek and Destroy by Kasabian (ahaha now we’re talking)

What will they play at your funeral?
Pour out your spirit by Tom Lane

What is your hobby/interest?
Im with you by Avril Lavigne (man this makes me look like a sap)

What is your biggest secret?
There you go by Caedmon’s Call ??

What do you think of your friends?
気持ちはつたわる by BoA (ok help me out here any i don’t know what that means at all) Edit: Ich says it means delivering spirits

What’s the worst thing that could happen?
温柔 by 五月天 tenderness?? whut?

How will you die?
The Altar and the Door by Casting Crowns (hmm appropriate but not answering the question leh)

What is the one thing you regret?
Redeemer by Nicole C. Mullen (i really hope not)

What makes you laugh?
I never let go by Dong Bang Shin Ki

What makes you cry?
WILL by Mika Nakashima

Will you ever get married?
Runaway by Avril Lavigne (ok……. not good)

What scares you the most?
Stir by Downhere (yes i hate cooking)

Does anyone like you?
Tears by X-Japan ( is the itunes pitying me or sth -_-)

If you could go back in time, what would you change?
Singa City by National Day parade Orchestra 2007 (lol!!)

What hurts right now?
你爱上的他 by Fish Leong (seriously… whats up man)

What will you post this as?
Jesus is Just Alright by dc Talk


Posted in funny with tags on May 9, 2008 by phua

heheh this is really really really cute
and i wanna see what happens after… ^_^